1- I love men who are bald and accept it. There is nothing uglier than a man fooling himself by wearing a wig to cover the bald. It's one thing to lose your hair, but to lose all your self-respect and to wear something that looks like a dead rat on top of your head is just unacceptable. Bald is sexy. Bald is experience. Bald is maturity.
2- I can convince people about anything, at any time, on any given day. It's a gift.
3- I should be awarded at an International Level for 'Bullshit Talking'.
4- I absolutely hate fair skinned men. I think God intended to make them women but changed his mind at the very last minute.
5- I hate Mama's-boys. It is not cute. It is not a testament to how he will take care of you. It just means the doctor forgot to cut the damn umbilical cord when he was born.
6- I hate men who spend way too much time at the gym and try to look like Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is unreal. No real man should look like that! A real man is not obese, but he should not be the kind who looks like his veins are going to pop out if you hug him too tight!
7- I hate Brad Pitt. I hate women who like Brad Pitt.
8- I love men who have large appetites. A real man will eat every meal like it is his last.
9- And finally, short women end up with tall men.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
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